Fashion Ironist Pillows

'How does he manage to stay upright?'

"They're comfortable."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

As Seen Watching TV

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Johnson gave it to Wilson to give to Adams to give to O'Connor to give to Anderson to give to me to give to you to get it done right away.'

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

Artist Misses the Point

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'No doubt about it we're really lost!...Even GPS says it can't help!'

Home for the Holidays

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

Ugly sisters

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

The latest fall fashion trends

Punks get old.

"Such a shame when he was THIS close to emptying his inbox!"

The Three Stylish Klansmen

"Well of course this is a hostile workplace environment. You do realize what it is you do for a living, don't you?"