Fashion Ironist Pillows

'How does he manage to stay upright?'

"They're comfortable."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

As Seen Watching TV

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Johnson gave it to Wilson to give to Adams to give to O'Connor to give to Anderson to give to me to give to you to get it done right away.'

Sartre's E-Mail

Artist Misses the Point

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

'No doubt about it we're really lost!...Even GPS says it can't help!'

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Home for the Holidays

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

"Such a shame when he was THIS close to emptying his inbox!"

Punks get old.

The latest fall fashion trends

Holy cow. Holycow. Holycow. What? You won't believe the American hero coming to the cafe. Lady Gaga? Kanye? Elon Musk? A venture capitalist. Do I look greedy enough in this shirt? I weep.

The Three Stylish Klansmen

Ugly sisters