Fashion Forward Spooks T-Shirts

"What? You know I love paisley."

"1-1"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Punkins

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"Overkill, dude."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Chippunks

Social Struggles

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'I love wearing my little black number.'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."