Fashion Forward Spooks Pillows

"What? You know I love paisley."

"1-1"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Overkill, dude."

Christmas sweater alternatives

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Social Struggles

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Chippunks

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I love wearing my little black number.'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Satan

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."