Fashion Eccentric Gifts

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"

Christmas phone gloves

Sir Winston Churchill

Great British Eccentrics.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

The Hooligan.

Crocodile Shoes

Cattlemans Saloon.

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Salad Hat

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

Ass-less Chaps

A Macaroni in 1773

Hats

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

Steampunk