Fashion Eccentric Pillows

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"

Christmas phone gloves

Sir Winston Churchill

Great British Eccentrics.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

The Hooligan.

Cattlemans Saloon.

Crocodile Shoes

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Salad Hat

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Hats

A Macaroni in 1773

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Ass-less Chaps

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

The Man in the Iron Basque!

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

Steampunk

Benjamin Britten.

Cargo briefs

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."