Style Eccentric Pillows

A man with scruffy hair in a hairdressers.

Newt sale

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Gift"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The Eclectic Chair

The Hooligan.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Crocodile Shoes

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"Derek has re-invented himself."

A Macaroni in 1773

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Emo

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

Benjamin Britten.

'Why are you scratching yourself?'

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

This year we all got beards!

Vincent Van Goth

"Norman's an influencer."

'Outré!'

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"