Farting Etiquette Expert T-Shirts

"Wow, the Puppy School curriculum has changed a lot since we were there: canine history, bone-burying record keeping, farting etiquette. . ."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Space Pioneer

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

Count Flatula

The screaming fart.

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Statue Farts.

21 Bun Salute.

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

Brain Fart

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Fart propelled speedboat.

Lets...Play...Faaaaarts. 'Lets...play...faaaarts'

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

"You're in an airtight suit - are you sure you want me to pull your finger?"

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"Ignoring LinkedIn requests is the new 'get lost'."

Cow blowing bubbles from both ends.

"REALLY?!!!"

Your ability to work under pressure is evident.

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."