Farmville Enthusiast Gifts

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

"Well, that one got away."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

An early space launch attempt.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dedication to excellence....

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

No, I don

Where Deviled Eggs come from

COWS: Cow Pong

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

You complete me!

Free Range Employees.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Cow of BEEF

Boomerang cow.

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Where's my glove?'