Farm Team Fancier Gifts

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

An early space launch attempt.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

'Food fight!'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!