Farm Team Fancier Gifts

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

An early space launch attempt.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Free Range Employees.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow of BEEF

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Food fight!'

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Money Tree

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!