Farm Structure Enthusiast Gifts

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

An early space launch attempt.

No, I don

You complete me!

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

You must un-learn bowel control!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Do kids eat free?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'The sty is falling!!'

'This is a real barnburner.'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

A cow on a drip.