Farm Structure Enthusiast Mugs

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

You complete me!

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

You must un-learn bowel control!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"Do kids eat free?"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Dogs and Chickens

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

A cow on a drip.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."