Simulated Farming Enthusiast Mugs

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Prize vegetables.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Do kids eat free?"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Niche Extracurriculars

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

BOO MOO!