Simulated Farming Enthusiast Mugs

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Prize vegetables.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Do kids eat free?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Wild Cow.

'The sty is falling!!'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'This is a real barnburner.'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Niche Extracurriculars

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."