Farm Life Connoisseur Gifts

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

An early space launch attempt.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Free Range Employees.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

You complete me!

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Cow of BEEF

Boomerang cow.

Playing pig

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

No, I don