Farm Life Connoisseur Gifts

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, that one got away."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

An early space launch attempt.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Boomerang cow.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

You complete me!

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.