Farm Comic Fan Pillows

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dedication to excellence....

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Food fight!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Cow cartooning block.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Barns

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Miaow??'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

Pork Sausage.

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"