Farm Comic Fan Mugs

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Food fight!'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

Cow cartooning block.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'Miaow??'

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

Pork Sausage.

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

"That's adorable. This must be how rich people feel when poor people get angry!"