Fantasy-themed Birthday Gifts

The Wizard.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Tiger Costume

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

Psychologist Birthdays

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'I wish I looked like a model.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"'APP'y Birthday!"

"Happy birthday, Judy. And for all the other employees born in October, November, December or any of the other months, happy birthday to you, too."

"All I got was a cake and a card."

Happy Birthday

"Ok, doll! When you hear the last note of Happy Birthday, jump out of the cake and run like hell!"

Birthday Bus

'Thanks, it's just what I wanted...Thanks, it's just what I wanted...'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

Happy birthday to you!

Scottish Birthday

Traveller's Luggage.

How aging affects weight loss in snowmen...

'If you don't count your birthday...why should I remember it?'

This just in! My dad's doing flowers for a giant sweet 16 party. And�it's someone in our grade. Awesome. If we can figure out who it is, we can wangle invitations. Umm. Gotta go! Good luck with that, Twig. Who put the "sweet" in "sweet 16"?

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."

"I've been pretending that everyone singing 'Happy Birthday' while washing their hands has been singing to me."