Birthday Dreamer Gifts

"Stop moping. Lots of people who don't make a million by thirty make tons later on."

'He said we'd 'push the boat out' for my birthday, then took me down the lifeboat station!' (wife complains to marriage counselor).

'If you don't count your birthday...why should I remember it?'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Desert Island BBQ

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Happy Birthday to you.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'