Birthday Dreamer T-Shirts

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'I wish I was irresistible to men.'

"Stop moping. Lots of people who don't make a million by thirty make tons later on."

'He said we'd 'push the boat out' for my birthday, then took me down the lifeboat station!' (wife complains to marriage counselor).

'If you don't count your birthday...why should I remember it?'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Desert Island BBQ

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'