Deadline Dreamer T-Shirts

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Working Late

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Asking out a palm reader.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Pull an all-nighter?

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."