Diary Dreamer Gifts

Day 16: Still have not sold any hot dogs

Dear Diary. . . New Year's Resolutions: lose weight, drink less, spend less on clothes. . . stop kidding myself!

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

ET Mishap

Desert Island BBQ

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

I need to set upmy own company.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'