Diary Dreamer Pillows

Day 16: Still have not sold any hot dogs

Dear diary, see yesterday's entry. Ditto.

Dear Diary. . . New Year's Resolutions: lose weight, drink less, spend less on clothes. . . stop kidding myself!

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

ET Mishap

Desert Island BBQ

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"