Birthday Minimalist Gifts

"Happy birthday, Judy. And for all the other employees born in October, November, December or any of the other months, happy birthday to you, too."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Happy Birthday to you.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Typewriters and Laptops.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Doctor in a cake

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Football party

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Celebration in operating theatre.

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"