Fantasy-themed Birthday Pillows

The Wizard.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

Tiger Costume

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

Happy Eightieth Birthday

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

"Ok, doll! When you hear the last note of Happy Birthday, jump out of the cake and run like hell!"

"Happy birthday, Judy. And for all the other employees born in October, November, December or any of the other months, happy birthday to you, too."

"All I got was a cake and a card."

Birthday Bus

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to you!

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

'If you don't count your birthday...why should I remember it?'

Scottish Birthday

Traveller's Luggage.

'It floated in here a few minutes ago. Find out whose it is and bring me a piece of cake.'

"I've been pretending that everyone singing 'Happy Birthday' while washing their hands has been singing to me."

"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."