Fantasy Element Fan Pillows

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Paranormal A-Z...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Knight feeding his kids.

Piracy on a boating lake

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Mouse Princess