Fairytale Fusion Fan Pillows

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

Here be dragons.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Well, that one got away."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Midnight Basketball

Casual Thursday

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Mirror mirror...

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Fairtale prosecutions.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"It's post-gingerbread."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"