Fantasy Music Fan Pillows

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Piracy on a boating lake

Lady of the bath...

Knight feeding his kids.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Mouse Princess

Paranormal A-Z...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster