Fans Of Post-holiday Chaos Gifts

'I'm afraid we don't take returns on food!'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Hell: The Airport"

Incorrect weather forecasts.

City centre pub.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"How am I rampaging?"

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

"Happy Christmas!"

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

Santa's Problem

To determine whose house they would spend Christmas at, Mark and Barb had their parents hold a tandem wrestling match.

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

Floyd Foinsapp loses himself in the holiday season.

Father Christmas and Rudolph

The kids are so active we hardly eat together anymore.

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

"The authorities say that two reindeer are the only survivors of the crash."

The Christmas Cleanup

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."

"Insurance Company Report...damage to 4500 roofs..."

"He's having a bad hare day."

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 2

'Santa's gone ROGUE!'

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."