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'I'm afraid we don't take returns on food!'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Hell: The Airport"

Incorrect weather forecasts.

City centre pub.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"How am I rampaging?"

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

"Happy Christmas!"

Santa's Problem

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

Father Christmas and Rudolph

"The authorities say that two reindeer are the only survivors of the crash."

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

The Christmas Cleanup

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."

"Insurance Company Report...damage to 4500 roofs..."

"He's having a bad hare day."

'Santa's gone ROGUE!'

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.