Fans Of Cartoons Depicting Childhood Pillows

A chaos of kids

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

The Pink Bantha

"Recalculating route..."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

Penguin

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Grrrr....'

'Your future looks charming.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Don't go in there!!"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

The first case of resume padding.

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.