Fans Of Cartoons Depicting Childhood T-Shirts

A chaos of kids

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Recalculating route..."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Penguin

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Your future looks charming.'

'Grrrr....'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.