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Dog Dressed to Eat

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Labradoodle"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"She's a weiner cat."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'