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Dog Dressed to Eat

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Labradoodle"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"She's a weiner cat."

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

Bird Watchers Club of America.