Fan Of Unconventional Cuisine Gifts

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Kentucky Fried Horse

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Executive Tacos

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

'People soup again?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

Served "giant claw" style.

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."