Fan Of Prison Reform Tales Gifts

Prisioner trying to read

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Skeptic Tank.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Human Rights

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Prisoner speech

Sweet Jailbreak

Prison Wallpaper.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

"The funds weren't a mutual as I thought."

"My thinking was a little too far outside the box."

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

Solitary refinement.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

"I've served the people, I've served the Congress, I've served 8 months minimum security in our great state penitentiary."

'First time you've been kenneled?'