Fan Of Belgian Writers Gifts

Georges Simernon.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'He was a great writer'

The Book Lover

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

'Bront?saurus.'

A rose is a rose is a rose

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

Rabbits picknick

Charles Baudelaire.

Knights of the Round Whatever

Meet The Ghostwriter

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

John Banville

"I took the road less travelled..."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."