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Georges Simernon.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'He was a great writer'

The Book Lover

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

'Bront?saurus.'

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

Spike Milligan

A rose is a rose is a rose

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Rabbits picknick

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Charles Baudelaire.

Knights of the Round Whatever

Meet The Ghostwriter

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

'I wandered lonely as Wayne Rooney playing up front for England.'

"I took the road less travelled..."

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

Dame Edna Sitwell

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

John Banville

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."