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Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"What's the response here to increased risk of flooding due to climate change?"

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

A Hole in the Dike

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Moulin Rouge Security

Europa takes a selfie

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

The Devil's advocaat.

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

The abduction of Europa

Acropolis for sale.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

Welcome to the British Museum...

Dutch boy bitten by snake in hole in dyke.

Italy, Spain, France, Hungary

Amish Movie Producers: "I'm greenlighting two new projects: Snakes on a Buggy and Barn Raisers of the Caribbean!"

Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.

'Dutch Reform Church, One of God's little jokes'

'And put my dinner and hers on one 'cause we're going dutch. . . she pays 75% and I'll pay 25% cause I'm half dutch.'

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

Loterie Francaise...

'No thanks - I've had enough Greek drama for one week.'

Your appreciation of the Dutch National Soccer Team is interfering with your duties as an escrow officer.

I've seen The Ring.

"Ja?"

A Great Dane

Berlusconi.

Kaiser Wilhelm I's Death

Notre Dame will be rebuilt. . .