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Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"What's the response here to increased risk of flooding due to climate change?"

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

A Hole in the Dike

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Moulin Rouge Security

Europa takes a selfie

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Marcello Mastroianni.

The Devil's advocaat.

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

The abduction of Europa

Acropolis for sale.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

Welcome to the British Museum...

Dutch boy bitten by snake in hole in dyke.

Amish Movie Producers: "I'm greenlighting two new projects: Snakes on a Buggy and Barn Raisers of the Caribbean!"

The Family Joules: Part 4

Italy, Spain, France, Hungary

Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.

'Dutch Reform Church, One of God's little jokes'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Loterie Francaise...

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

'No thanks - I've had enough Greek drama for one week.'

Ruud Gullit's 'sexy football'

Your appreciation of the Dutch National Soccer Team is interfering with your duties as an escrow officer.

'And put my dinner and hers on one 'cause we're going dutch. . . she pays 75% and I'll pay 25% cause I'm half dutch.'

A Great Dane

Berlusconi.