Fan Letter Writer Gifts

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Letter writing lady.

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'It's for you.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Reading the love-letter

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

"Take a letter, any letter"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"We think it had something to do with love."

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

Quill

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"