Fan Mail Fanatic Gifts

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Currently Boston

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Football supporters.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Postman in the Snow

Privacy Forum

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

The Post Office Is... Forever

Heat Wave Podium

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity