Comedic Mail Enthusiast Gifts

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Santa called but you were out!

"Mail's here."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

"Just junk mail."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Postman in the Snow

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Recycling Post.

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Postes Modernes

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."