Comedic Mail Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Here's the junk mail.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Just junk mail."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

Postes Modernes

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Postman in the Snow

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Recycling Post.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."