Fan-fight Referee Gifts

Stadium usher of the month.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Cat park"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Football Violence

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Ref!!'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

At times Katie really hated that her dad was a referee. 'Penalty.Holding.Richard retreats five yards.'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

"Why don't we enroll in a Conflict Resolution Program where we can study the underpinnings of conflict dynamics and implement strategies to foster sustainable peace?"

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

Linesman of the North.

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Set your phaser on 'stun' and fire at will'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

Modern Football

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

No hitting below the belt!

Covid Euro 2020

'Such petulance!'

'Look out for his low punches.'