Fan-fight Referee Prints

Stadium usher of the month.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Cat park"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Football Violence

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Ref!!'

At times Katie really hated that her dad was a referee. 'Penalty.Holding.Richard retreats five yards.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"Why don't we enroll in a Conflict Resolution Program where we can study the underpinnings of conflict dynamics and implement strategies to foster sustainable peace?"

No hitting below the belt!

Covid Euro 2020

Referee's Glamorous Assistant...

Modern Football

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Linesman of the North.

'Look out for his low punches.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'