Boxing Referee Prints

'... and no hitting below the belt like this...'

"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."

'Marquess of Queensbury ryles? Naw, kid, this match is by the rules of Marquis de Sade.'

Robot Boxer

"Try and tell me that referee wasn't paid off!"

A Little Great Boxer

And in the red corner with a record of 0 wins, 42 losses, it's Eddie 'Can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag' Turner.

Vicorious Boxer's horse shoe falling onto referee.

Come on, referee! There must be a rule against this...

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

A young Don King

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Why moms make bad refs.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.