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The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"We have the exact same taste."

"Regular service or affected?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

It bag and no knickers!

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

Restaurant Musician

Servant's Request

Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.'

Luxury Car Sales

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

'We'll have to cut back on the caviar, Oscar!'

'Yes, everything on the menu does start off at $300. How else are we supposed to pay celebrities to be in our commercials?'

Cat having caviar on biscuits

'This evening's specials include 72-month financing on the filet mignon.'

"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."

'I'd like this pinot noir, but I can't afford it - and I own the winery.'

Posh Deli - Fois gras, caviar, animal feed.

Warning sign at a pop-up shop.

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

'I think I'll just try a plate of that.'

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it."

Worshipping at the shrine of posh

"The maître d' here is a master at economic profiling.",

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."