Family Role Modeling Pillows

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

Baby, baby maker

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"You'll hear from my lawyer."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

"Your sister got another promotion."

'I'm not so sure I'm a problem child. Maybe you're a problem parent.'

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

'Except...That.'

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

Daughter/psychiatrist

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

Biblical Teenager

"The penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law..."

"Yes, son, it's true. You were adopted."

The Supreme Court, Juvenile Divisio: "As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is the children v. Mommy."

"That was generous."

A policeman and protester in the same family.

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"