Family Role Player Pillows

Uncle of the Groom

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Baby, baby maker

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

"You should wear your glasses, Sven."

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

'Would you like to try our new Family-Style meal deal? While you eat I yell at you to be more like your brother then criticize what you're wearing before saying how much you've disappointed me and your father.'

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

"Dad, not now!"

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"Got things worked out with that new son in law yet?"

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

All new holiday season hard wear.

'Because you're the guy.'

'Ocean view, or would you prefer to watch them fight over the will?'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

"Mother sends her disregards."

"When did our kids become mobsters?"

Still Life with Issues

Sunday Roast.

'Mum says there's gonna be FIREWORKS when Dad gets home!'