Family Revelation Enthusiast Pillows

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

Family.

A couple with a new baby

Production manager with lots of children.

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'I love my mum and dad!'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Too young to be a grandma

It's time you know the truth about your father.

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

Harold's suspicions are finally confirmed - 'Son, you're adopted!'

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

Two mum's pushing a stroller

"The kid you've been yelling at to get out of the bathroom for the last ten minutes is at the end of the queue!"

Father's love

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

"Give her a little time, Kids. Helen has to get used to now being a grandmother."

'I know I spoil him, but I find it very hard to say no to my Darren.'

Old lady at the door

New Family Code in Cuba

The wedding-day - fourteenth anniversary.