Family Reveal Pillows

Harold's suspicions are finally confirmed - 'Son, you're adopted!'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs on the Maury show: "I have the DNA results right here!"

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

It's time you know the truth about your father.

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

'Kenny,your mother and I have decided it's time you knew the truth - you're adopted.'

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

"I'm sorry but, legally, there is no way you can get divorces from your parents."

"Cherish this moment, because clearly our parents are getting a divorce."

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

"You treat this house like a hotel!"

Father reveal party

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

"It's a Bermudez New Year's tradition! While adults reflect peacefully on the previous 12 months...the children clean the entire house."

"And this was the man I thought was your father until E-Z Pass records proved that he was in New Jersey when you were conceived."

"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"

"Oh, I forgot to tell you: I was adopted."

'It's so nice to finally meet you. we can play 'good mother-in-law - bad mother-in-law'.'

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

'It's okay if you don't hug me, dad.'

'We really need to learn more about our daughter's dancing classes.'

"Tio Henry has been going out with Juanita for some time, huh?"

"My uncle's got a wooden leg..."

"I grew up in a traditional family. My parents divorced when I was six years old."

"Uh, thanks for fixing 'ants on a log', Grandma, but I think you're s'pose to put raisins in the peanut butter, not real ants!"

Oldest sibling is last to know about Dad's new girlfriend.

"The school psychologist said I have a genius I.Q. . . . . so why didn't you tell me I was adopted?"