Family Laughter Seekers Gifts

'Don't worry about it, Son — Kleptomania runs in the family.'

"That'll be five bucks."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Circus Act

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Two children play with a pedal bin

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Spider boy

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"I knew Daddy really liked me on our first dinner date when he didn't growl at me when I picked food off his plate..."

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."